hilarious google searches

So once in awhile I check to see what people might have googled that brought them to my blog. Two of my favorites so far:

daughters butt smells

and

why does my teenage daughter have butt hair?

I really wish I could talk to that last person. I want to know more. How bad is your teenage daughter's butt hair problem? Is it so bad she can't just shave it when she shaves her legs? Is she hairy everywhere else or is the hair centralized to her butt? Is this a common problem that I've never known about? Did some of the girls I dated in highschool have butt hair issues?

D.

After reviewing the latest searches, I have another great one:

diapering my wife

Who wants to know more about how to "diaper" his wife? I'm sure there are legitimate reasons for making this search, but why did they bring someone to my site? I have to watch what I write in my blog postings.