Meet My Daughter, She’s a Poop Wizard

All Smiles After a Huge Poop

My daughter's favorite pastime is standing up, grabbing onto a table leg, squatting down and unleashing a poop while she grunts, groans and turns red in the face. Usually, she performs this feat while meeting people for the first time. It seems like whenever we have guests over, that's when she decides it's time to poop, as if she's been holding it in all day, storing it up really good, just hoping that somebody new will come by so she can fill the room with the fresh aroma of poop and entertain our guests with her look of anguish and strain as she attempts to push a brick out of her butt.

"Would you like to meet my daughter? Yes, that's right. She's the little girl who is currently filling her pants with a load of crap."

D.