Baby Rediscovers Mother’s Breasts, Beats Them Like a Pair of Bongos

My daughter has rediscovered my wife's boobs. My wife stopped breastfeeding when Baby J. was around 9 months old; it had become impossible to keep her still long enough. She didn't like to be held while drinking milk, she likes to be standing up, which works when you have a bottle, not a boob. So that being the case, the baby kind of forgot about the boobs; she wasn't interested in them.

However, recently, it's like she just found them for the first time. She likes to stick her hands right down my wife's shirt and grab her boobs. She likes to grab the nipples. And her absolute favorite thing is just to go to town on the boobs, slapping them with her fists. As you might imagine, my wife doesn't enjoy any of these activities. But we have found it is impossible to explain to a child that doesn't understand most of the English language yet and who herself does not have boobs just how uncomfortable and painful it is to have your nipples twisted and your boobs slapped like they're drums.

Oh well, it's all a phase, right?

D.