Picture of the Day
I thought I'd throw up this new picture of the baby. I think she looks all knowing here, like she's up to something or she's plotting something against me. I can't explain it. Maybe I'm just being paranoid, but my child is smart, maybe a little...too smart.
My Daughter Is Up to Something
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What Happens to Boys Who Kiss Your Daughter
Toss Them Around Like Rag Dolls
I have to do this now before they get too big for me to toss around.
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Mommy’s Christmas Gift
Every Christmas I try to make my wife one homemade gift. We do stockings for each other, and we buy each other little things we probably don't really need. But on top of that, I like to make something a little more special. This year I drew a picture of Baby J. I framed the picture, and I wrapped it up. We leave little clues on our presents for each other, so we can try to guess before we open them. My clue to her was: Mommy's Little Monkey.
Mommy's Little Monkey
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Oatmeal Disaster
For breakfast this morning, my daughter's quest was to make the biggest mess possible with her food. She managed to get oatmeal everywhere, all over her face, her clothes, her lap, the floor. It was an oatmeal disaster.
Oatmeal Disaster
It's almost impossible to keep kids clean. Kids should come up with a mop and a sponge.
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The Nerd Gene?
Nerdy Laugh
Where do babies get their personalities? Baby J. isn't even 11 months old yet and she has so much of it. She's developed this nerdy laugh. That's the only way I can describe it. She scrunches up her whole face, and she snorts while laughing. None of us laugh that way. Is there a nerd gene? Was my daughter born with it?
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